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My best fart ... and I mean the best feeling fart was when I first started dating my girlfriend. I don't know what I ate the other night but .... man whatever that shit was.... it was acting havoc on my ass... literally. So the date started around 7 pm and we had dinner and all that jazz... while my stomach was acting crazy on me. Let me tell you, I never felt that much agony in my life.... on one hand I had this beautiful girl that I didn't want to look like a fool in front of her and the other hand my physical body was like" What the hell???? why aren't you dropping the Cosby kids off fool!~!" ... I don't know if God was looking down on me and taking pity... but my best friend happened to walk in the restaurant door.... "oh hell yeal~! finally I could give an excuse to go out and relieve myself. Which I did....
Man I gotta tell you I walked out of that restaurant hella slick and went straight to the alley. There... I had the most zen like experience.... or should I say I felt Gods blessings personally. I don't know how I would explain this fart but I gotta tell you it was AWESOME.

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